I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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