JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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