You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
and she was petting her beer can
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
