Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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