Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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