Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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