when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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