Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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