Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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