yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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