Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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