I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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