So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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