I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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