he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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