the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I am available for nakedness
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