That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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