Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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