Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Terrible idea I love it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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