if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh god the rape fog is back!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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