hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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