why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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