so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
