Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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