You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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