another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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