I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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