doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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