So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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