I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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