Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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