are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
be right there i have to get my cape
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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