even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dating After Heartbreak
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!