That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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