She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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