maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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