there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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