yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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