yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
where are my eyebrows?
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