belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so fucking centered right now
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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