Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
did i walk over a car last night?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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