He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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