i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice