So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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