So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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