It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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