I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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