can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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