So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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