You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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