Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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