Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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