hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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