and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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