I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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