dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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