All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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