weddingsv make me drug and hornr
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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